dorrie

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:14:36 GMT

list of revenge!
aka people who got on the wrong side of dorothy glinda gulch and need to pay the price!

~~zacharias smith~~
~~andrew kirke~~
~~ginny weasley~~
stephen cornfoot! he was so mean to me!
lucy mccormack! she was downright nasty!

on second thoughts...

ginny weasley! i hate her and she is always horrible to me! she didn't even react to that letter she got! what a nasty girl to not even care about her brother dying!

more to come when people are mean to me!

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:11:41 GMT

hello, everyone! i hope you all had a wonderful christmas and new year, i know i did! i love spending time with my family, and mummy and daddy gave me a whole big stack of presents! i feel so sorry for you people who don't have your mummy or daddy with you at the moment. really i do! i'm sure they'll be ok though. isn't it strange that it's 1998 already! i made some new year resolutions, here they are:

1) always get my muggle studdies essays in on time! i don't want one of those nasty letters that so many of you seem to be getting.
2) be nicer to my sister! she's not a very nice person really, so she deserves it when i call her names, but i do feel so terrible about it!
3) play with toto more! he does me terribly when he's in the owlery!
4) make more treats! i want to leave more goodies around the slytherin common room for everyone!

something scary happened the other day! i went to diagon alley to top up on my school supplies and there were lots of people there without wands! i think they must be those horrible people the ministry say have been stealing magic. some of them tried to steal my wand and i even had to kick one who got a bit violent! none of the ~~mudbloods~~ muggle-borns who are missing from school were there, so i'm sure they're all fine! it's just the ones that have actually been stealing magic that get their wands taken away, i'm sure! also, a woman sold me a potion, and when i drink it then nobody can steal my magic. i haven't drunk it though, because it only lasts for a couple of weeks and we're all going back to school tomorrow, and nobody there would want to steal my magic because they have their own! i might save it for easter, or maybe the summer holidays. i've also just looked at the daily prophet, and it's so shocking because i walked past madam malkin's when i was shopping, and everything looked normal! i just can't believe it, it's so horrible! i suppose she should have followed the rules, though. nobody would die if they didn't break the rules.

also, it was my birthday yesterday! so i'm 17 and of age now, hooray!!! mummy made a delicious dinner and i think i had a little too much butterbeer! i might have a little party when we get back to school but as professor snape doesn't seem to like rowdy parties, this will be a very civilised affair with tea and cake. how lovely!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:24:39 GMT

i really didn't know any of that about harry potter! i'm quite scared to sleep now, he might come storming up to the castle and kill us all in our beds! i'm so glad that professor carrow and professor carrow seem like they are going to protect us! i'm sure i can sleep better knowing that!

if i could sleep, of course. it's rather loud tonight! and i know it's not my housemates because it's not coming from the common room or any of the dorms. who's down in the dungeons? and will you please go away so i can get some sleep?!

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:41:32 GMT

hello hogwarts, i have some juicy gossip! it turns out ginny weasley is a big fat lesbian! it was horrible, i was just going about my business like a good student, and she snogged me! right after she froze me so i couldn't get away! how disgusting! no wonder that harry potter boy has run away if his girlfriend is a lesbian! i was telling everyone in the common room about it today, and a fourth year suggested that all of gryffindor are of the homosexual persuasion. i don't think that's true, because i remember when andrew forgot to charm that entry private and wrote about all the girls he wanted to have sex with! but i don't think professor dumbledore is going to get any angel friends soon, because ginny weasley is clearly going to hell, as is harry potter because he had relations with a lesbian, perpetua perkins because she called me fat for no reason, and zacharias smith of course!

anyway, i am really looking forward to quidditch on saturday! go slytherin! good luck team, if you win then i am going to give each of you a big kiss!

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:10:33 GMT

just to set the record straight, i did not poison the pie!!! i gave it to andrew because i was trying to help even though he made me cry but because i said i would in the journals, somebody probably read it who didn't want me to give the pie to anybody else!!

also i think that giving the pie to other people is very out of order and everyone should stop trying to poison each other!

now that's out the way we can all be happy and we can all be friends again!

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:41:16 GMT

list of revenge!
aka people who got on the wrong side of dorothy glinda gulch and need to pay the price!

~~zacharias smith~~ - just general meanness! always room for more, though!
~~andrew kirke~~ - what a shame, he was so nice! but we're square now!
ginny weasley!!! - i hate her i hate her i hate her!!! something really bad needs to happen to her!
mandy brocklehurst? - she doesn't seem to like me so i don't like her! maybe just something small?
perpetua perkins - i am not fat!

more to come when people are mean to me!

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:49:04 GMT

have you poor people had any luck finding some food yet? i'm going to recommend the steak, if you find some, it's so tasty! and medium rare, just how i like it! i'm sure there'll be enough for all you poor, poor people, though! just keep looking!